Monday, July 25, 2005

Square Peg, Round Hole, and Wingnut

Congratulations to Nick Coleman and Laura Billings on becoming parents. Are they registered anywhere? Former VP Dan Quayle bought a stuffed elephant for Murphy Brown's fictional newborn. I was thinking of a stuffed monkey, because Nick is nobody's.... Or one of those tool playsets where you hammer in the pegs and screw in the, well, wingnut.

It would be great if the kid turned out conservative on them, kinda like Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties.


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