New recruit doesn't want to ship off to basic training:
When Valle saw a video about the rigors of basic training, he decided he had made the wrong decision. "I didn't want to do it anymore," he said recently. "They yell in your face and you take orders."
No kidding, Sherlock. This reminds me of a guy in my neighborhood who came home from the first day of first grade complaining that you had to raise your hand if you wanted to talk.