Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Crime, Punishment, and Exact Change

I saw this story about a 15 year-old boy who stole a bus and actually drove the bus route, picking up passengers and charging fares. I could only think of a particular episode of Seinfeld:

Kramer: Then, everybody is screaming because the bus driver is passed out from all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, take him out of the seat. I get behind the wheel and now I'm driving the bus!

George: You’re Batman.

Kramer: Yeah, yeah I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand, and I kept driving the bus with the other, you know. Then, I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, you know. With my foot, you know, at the next stop.

Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.

1 Comments:

Blogger remdem said...

Heh, he was only caught when someone called 911 because "he looked too young!"

October 31, 2006 9:41 AM  

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